Definite Article: Episode VIII: What the Kriff Did I Just Watch?

The Last Jedi is finally here, and we’ve got a lot to talk about! Watch the rules get rewritten and then check out this recap for more insight on the highs and lows of Episode VIII! Questionably canon fan theories, but hey, this article only mentions porgs one time!

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Watch “New Star Wars Trilogy Announced! | The Star Wars Show” on YouTube

From out of nowhere​, the best mythos this galaxy has ever heard of announces an all-new film trilogy!

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Watch “Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer (Official)” on YouTube

The trailer is here and Luke Skywalker’s boss takes it all back – watch it over and over, he was just kidding! See Rey train, Kylo’s raging conflicts, many new shots of Ach-To and Crait, and new vehicles like the TIE Silencer and AT-M6 walkers. Get hyped for December again! The Last Jedi arrives in full Force December 15th, 2017. 

Battlefront II Gameplay Trailer (featuring John Boyega)

Two months to go, people! Watch this exciting trailer featuring confirmation of planets, vehicles, troopers, heroes, and of course weapons from the upcoming shooter. War will rage across all eras, and I will rage if people keep rolling about like droidekas to dodge shots. But hey, there’s single player this time and the story sounds great!
Also, get familiar with Inferno Squad, the stars of the single player campaign, here (spoiler warning)

Force Friday

Happy Friday! Enjoy the new The Last Jedi wave of merch and don’t be a scalper. New Lego, Black Series, and more are available in stores and online now!

Leak Season

It happens every year – not allergy season or tax season, but Lego leak season! If you don’t mind risking minor spoilers, you can now see some preliminary box art for upcoming 2018 Lego sets! Continue reading “Leak Season”

Anniversary: Year One in Review

The Empire’s Elite has turned one year old! Starting this blog and sharing my Star Wars thoughts has been a lot of fun and I wanted to share some favorite moments from the past year, plus some things to look forward to going ahead. Check it out, meatbags!

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